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The Long Way to Kratie

by Chris Tharp

(The following is an excerpt from my recently-published book, The Worst Motorcycle in Laos: Rough Travels in Asia, available now via Amazon… 2.451 more words

The Long Road to Kratie

by Chris Tharp

(The following is an excerpt from my recently-published book, The Worst Motorcycle in Laos: Rough Travels in Asia, available now via Amazon… 2.452 more words

Humor

This Video Will Make You Scared To Take Your Next Sh*t

Apparently this person went to use the toilet and noticed that there was a gigantic spider hiding underneath the toilet seat. When they flushed the toilet to try and get rid of the spider, it struggled and almost drowned. 59 more words

WTF?!

I'm a human toilet for dominant women

I crave the humiliation and excitement of being a receptacle for all toilet duties. My biggest fantasy is to be lying down on the floor, my head under a portable toilet chair, arms and legs bound, unable to move… Then obey my Mistress, my mouth wide open, as she graciously and generously offers me her tasty champagne and caviar!

Brown Shower

And now you will be afraid to sit on a toilet

Will this cause you to flush before you sit down? Will flushing even help? Either way, this is terrifying.

New

New Adventures in Constipation

Note that this post might be NSFL as it discusses so called “natural functions”. No pictures though. 73 more words

Constipation

Loveable Loo to the Rescue

February 2015 has inscribed itself as the coldest month on record—ever—in New York state history. I can attest to the implications of this; everything with moisture that is exposed to the outdoor temperatures has gone glaciate. 175 more words

Homesteading