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the day i talked with the maintenance guy

nice maintenance guy: Hey, buddy. Is everything in the apartment OK?

me: No. I’m having a problem with the bathroom.

nice maintenance guy: Really? What? 122 kata lagi


life is funny, part 362

I’m looking in the mirror. I’m wearing an old T-shirt given to me by my good friend Stephan Pastis, creator of Pearls Before Swine. Or maybe he made me pay 20 bucks for it. 312 kata lagi


life always seems to turn out ok

Downside: As it turns out, for the past month I have been washing clothes with fabric softener rather than detergent. They are both in green tubs. 15 kata lagi


dear new york times

Hi. I hope all is well and you’ve come to grips with that whole Times Square body-painting thing. But that’s not why I’m writing.

I’m sure by now you’ve noticed I’m no longer following you on Instagram. 469 kata lagi


August 28, 1945

August 28 was another great day. The Japs gave us one 8 ounce can of salmon and approximately one pound of margarine. The American planes came over again and dropped twelve sea bags of chow. 120 kata lagi