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Ia-o Doamne stinge-I neamul…

 Nu as fi crezut vreodata ca pe pamant exista asemenea specimene .

“Fi-mi-ar scarba de tine… sau fi-ar lu’ ma-ta ,scarba de fica’sa…. Poate da Domnul si intrii sub Tarzan, ca si ala e dobitoc la fel ca fii’sa lu’ ma-ta, doar ca el se trage cu autotrenu pe sosea, tu cu tigaia… ptiu… fiti-ar scarba de viata…

……………… SINUCIDE-TE……………

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Sachin

Sachin was retiring and it was the opportunity for everyone to do something.

And I thought why not this,

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Vital Information: 15 Surprising Facts about SEX

Knowing facts is good, because it gives you something to say to people. Also, studies show that being knowledgable about sex makes you 67% more bangable. 598 kata lagi

Special Nude Drawing Classes Help Japan's Middle-Aged Virgins With Women

Sarah Cascone writes: There’s an unusual social problem in Japan: a growing group of middle-aged men who seem unable to lose their virginity. The efforts to help this population include a special course, with nude figure drawing sessions designed to familiarize them with the female form. 423 kata lagi

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If I ever win an award, my acceptance speech is going to start like this.

“First of all, I want to thank my parents, for having sex. And I want to thank the condom that broke. You’re the real hero, Durex…” 10 kata lagi

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WATCH: New Durex Ad Gives Steamy Suggestions on How To Spend Your Nights


Durex’s latest Canadian ad is the closest thing to soft cord p0rn we’ve ever seen.

The condom company’s new video shows a bunch of people getting it on – male on female, female on female, female on chair? 49 kata lagi

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